"Hey, free bagels."
These are words with enough New
York capital to divert the rampaging
bulls rumbling out of the subway station on lower Broadway. A
local bank is dishing out bagels as a promotion for a new
checking service. It's the lure of the deal. Men and women in
$1,500 suits line up halfway down the block to save
thirty-five cents. After grabbing a bagel off the table, they
resume marching toward Wall Street, a crooked strand of
asphalt in the shadow of skyscrapers whose peaks glow in the
morning sun.
Another day opens on Broadway, the Big Apple's grand
boulevard. Think of Broadway and the Great White
Way comes into focus. Neon lights.
Magic in the air. Joel Grey and the old soft shoe. Savion
Glover and the new, hard stomp. But Broadway, The Street, is a
long-running play all its own, complete with characters, an
ever-changing set and a different rhythm in every
neighborhood. There's no better way to experience the
diversity of Manhattan than a day's
journey along one of the world's longest
streets.
The curtain rises a few blocks south of the bagelmania
at Battery Park, where you can see the Statue of Liberty
shining in the harbor, awash in the light of a between-seasons
morning. From there, Broadway's street stage curves 21 miles
north, closing on the border of the Bronx and Yonkers, a
neighborhood so different it may as well be in another
city.
"Broadway is New York intensified -- the
reflex of the Republic -- hustling, feverish, crowded, ever
changing. Broadway is hardly surpassed by any street in the
World. It is cosmoramic and cosmopolitan. In its vast throng,
individuality is lost, and the race is only remembered," wrote
Junius Henri Browne in his 19th Century book, "The Great
Metropolis."
A century later, it is only more so. Longer, louder,
more eclectic. Broadway's diagonal bisects what Le Corbusier,
the French modernist architect, called the "Euclidean
clearness" of Manhattan's grid. It crosses
neighborhoods that are still remarkably different, despite the
incursion of generic chain stores and
restaurants.
My plan is
to walk north from the southern tip of Broadway. I'd be
following the path of development in Manhattan. And, most
importantly, I'd be headed for the restaurants and bars of the
Upper West Side, rather than
the Battery Park neighborhood, which shuts down after dark.
On lower Broadway this morning, the uniform is pin
stripes and women's suits amid the brightly colored jackets of
traders, anxiously puffing cigarettes and sipping bitter
street-vendor coffee outside The New York Stock Exchange. The
street down here has a language all its own. A "buck" is the
million-dollar bonus a trader earned last
year.
I think of
another Broadway morning a few weeks earlier that sharply
delineates the difference between far uptown and far downtown.
That day, I stopped by a makeshift flea market one hundred and
seventy blocks north. There, the language was Spanish, the
attire jeans and ragged shirts and the attraction was homemade
salsa tapes from Frank and Richie Records selling for $3. I
picked up the cleverly-titled "Salsa
#55."
A few blocks north of Wall Street, I stumble upon a
McDonald's tailored to the neighborhood, a sort of platinum
upgrade of the Golden Arches. A white-gloved doorman greets me
with a nod. Inside, a Dow Jones ticker flashes quotes.
Chandeliers hang from the ceiling. Uniformed servers offer
table service. Overhead, perched on a balcony, a tuxedoed
young pianist plays a show tune on a baby grand.
Unfortunately, the one thing unchanged is the menu. So I opt
for a soda, deciding to wait for more indigenous fare. The
pianist plays on. How, I wonder, did he get the job? Is he
flipping burger tunes while waiting for his big break at
Lincoln Center, several dozen blocks north on Broadway? I'll
never know. There's one way to his perch: up a ladder. It's
been pulled aside.
By the time I leave, the morning rush has passed. It's
easy to concentrate on the people parade on Broadway and fail
to set your sights higher. Where Park Row intersects, though,
the higher view demands a pause. To the left is the Woolworth
Building,
an ornate Gothic cathedral of commerce. To the right, rises
New York's Municipal
Building,
a graceful palace of power.
A few blocks more and I'm in Tribeca. Robert DeNiro's
restaurant and John F. Kennedy Jr.'s loft represent the
neighborhood's new glamour, but along Broadway the look is
still inelegantly industrial. At Canal Street,
Manhattan's
outdoor bazaar of cheap knockoffs, there is bin after bin of
cheap watches, sunglasses, and necklaces while T-shirts and
knapsacks hang from ceilings.
North of Canal Street I pass remnants of the area's
industrial past, the textile manufacturers with names like
Broadway Fabrics, Hymo Textiles and Paragon Fabrics. I'm in
Soho now. As I move towards
Houston
street, the boundary between Soho
and Greenwich Village, the
facades and signs become more refined, less gritty. Soho is the suburban boutique of
Broadway's commercial stage set, packed every weekend with
tourists and serious shoppers. So packed that the shops have
largely run the art galleries that made Soho's reputation out of the
neighborhood. There's Guess?, Banana Republic, Armani, The
Pottery Barn, Kenneth Cole and Victoria's Secret within a
few blocks.
I just can't face Ken and Vicky on an empty stomach. So
I decide to cheat a little. At Spring Street I turn right off
Broadway and walk a block to Balthazar, currently one of the
restaurants of the nanosecond. Jerry Seinfeld is a regular at
the former leather factory transformed into a bistro of
mirrors and warm, dark wood. The prices are reasonable though
the breakfast fare isn't fancy. OJ, coffee and a basket of
waffles cut into triangles and wrapped in a napkin came within
minutes.
Meanwhile, it is impossible not to be drawn into the
sad soap opera scene being played out by two women to my
right. Yes, yes, eavesdropping is rude. But the tables are so
close. And the Times wasn't nearly as fascinating. The
tightly-wound, younger woman is explaining that she's been in
therapy since the divorce. And while the breakup had been
traumatic, at least she sold a movie script to a major studio
about it. The older woman understands. It sounds like
dialogue from a Nora Ephron movie. Heck, it probably already
is a Nora Ephron movie.
I make my escape back onto Broadway and into a more
meditative place at the corner of Prince
Street -- the downtown branch of
the Guggenheim, which this day has an expansive exhibit of
Chinese painting, particularly muted landscapes. It's a
tranquil respite from the race. The museum is uncrowded and I
linger. Black is dominant as a uniform color, though there's
also a German trio in tie-dye, platform sneakers and Day-Glo
hair.
Leaving behind the serenity of the paintings, I plunge
a few blocks north across Houston and into Greenwich Village, where Broadway is a
more crassly commercial boulevard. Clothing stores,
electronics outlets, nondescript delis and shoe stores -- oh,
New York's footwear fetish
--- dominate the stretch north of Houston.
I avoid a potentially expensive excursion into Tower Records
mega-store at Fourth
Street.
Just south
of Eighth
Street, a twentysomething man,
dressed in black jeans, a black sleeveless T-shirt and boots,
ambles along wearing a boa constrictor tastefully wrapped
around his neck and his waste. A very large boa constrictor.
For a couple of blocks I watch a bit of slapstick comedy. One
after the other, head-down walkers lift their gaze just in
time to notice Snake Man and veer widely out of his path.
Finally, he stops, pulls out a black cloth bag, coaxes Bubba
Boa into it and slings the bag over his shoulder, heading east
off of Broadway. End of scene. Still, I imagine some
unfortunate pedestrian following a bag he thinks contains
merely smelly laundry.
A few blocks north at Twelfth
Street, I succumb to the beckoning
of The Strand, the used bookstore without peer. It resembles a
packrat's attic more than a modern store with its warren of
bookshelves on the main floor and in the basement. In the architecture
section, there's a copy of critic and architect Rem Koolhas'
"S, M, L, XL" that my wife, a landscape architect, has been
coveting, for $37. There's just one problem: it weighs more
than the barbell I use to do curls. I can't see lugging it
dozens of blocks uptown. I'll return another
day.
Union
Square is
a few blocks away. On the way there, I happen by an episode of
New
York's "quality of life" campaign. Two
cops are packing a street vendor's bootleg videos into the
trunk of their cruiser and carting him away. Among the tapes
seized are copies of the Spice Girls' "Spice World" flick.
It's the perfect political bust: the only people who will be
offended aren't old enough to
vote.
At Union
Square, it's a Greenmarket day.
Yes, the farmers come to Manhattan on Mondays,
Wednesdays, Fridays and Saturdays. It's an incongruous sight.
The Empire State Building looms as a
backdrop. Chains like Foot Locker, Wendy's, Barnes and Noble
Booksellers and Toys R Us ring a square filled with makeshift
grocery stands. Among the stands, I find the usual farmer fare
and more -- gourmet blue potatoes, sugar-free baked goods,
aquaculture trout, homemade goat cheese, beeswax candles and
even fresh lamb.
It's after 1 p.m. and my hunger has returned. I opt to
eat in the park -- Luna Park, an open-air
restaurant tucked beneath the trees of the square open during
warmer months. If you didn't know this summer oasis was here,
you might miss it. Geraniums and oleander provide the color
amid small tables sheltered by
umbrellas.
My
waitress, a halo of frizzy blonde curls dressed in a white
slip, brings my order, a mahi mahi sandwich with mango salsa
and a lemonade. The food fits the relaxed outdoor setting.
It's fresh, easy to enjoy. The waiters are beautiful enough to
moonlight as models. And the luncheon crowd, with few
exceptions, looks like it worked hard to appear so casually
put together. I count three cellular phone conversations. It's
a mini-scene for Manhattan, but one
nonetheless.
On the way to Herald Square, there's a
chance to admire another piece of architectural artistry, the
Flatiron Building, which fills
the triangular site between 22nd and 23rd streets. I press on
past Macy's at 34th Street, where the
afternoon crush of shoppers fills the sidewalk as tightly as a
subway car at rush hour. Times
Square awaits.
There's nothing quite like entering Times Square from the south. All the
neon. All the traffic. Two rivers of skyscrapers merging. It's
a grand show. Especially these days. The "Crossroads of the
World" has been transformed from an anything-goes red light
district into a pulsing symbol of squeaky clean, yet
still-crass commerce. It's the invasion of the media
conglomerates.
At the southern end of Times Square the Warner Bros.
Studio Store and the Disney Studio Store -- banner carriers
for the "theme park" Times Square -- battle for attention
beneath Calvin Klein underwear ads featuring a buffed,
block-long picture of Antonio Sabato Jr. Sex still sells in
Times Square. It's just big, corporate-funded designer
sex.
The seedy Times Square unique to Manhattan is being elbowed out by fare
you'll find at the mall or on the main drag of Everytown,
U.S.A. The Olive
Garden, Howard Johnson's, Popeye's, McDonald's. Typical is the
Warner Bros. store, where you can purchase your favorite
cartoon character in a silly number of ways. There's a green
Bugs Bunny Statue of Liberty and Tasmanian-devil baseball
caps. What stops me cold, though, is footwear featuring the
faces of Tweety Bird and Scooby Doo labeled "Adult Plush
Slippers." Ah yes, [ITAL]adult[ITAL]
slippers.
Leaving Looney
Toones Land, I head up Broadway and into
the maw of Times Square.
Sidewalk traffic here is a mix of no-nonsense natives in suits
hustling between offices and gawking, camera-ready foreigners
in jeans or brightly-colored sweatsuits, somehow the choice of
the weary traveler. Downtown black has faded to the
shadows.
Though most of the theaters are a few blocks off
Broadway proper, I do pass some shows. There's Toni Braxton in
"Beauty and the Beast" at the Palace Theater at 47th
Street. "Cats" has seemingly more
than nine lives playing at the Winter Garden Theater at 50th
Street. And "Miss Saigon" goes on
at the Broadway Theatre at 53rd Street.
The monstrous signs -- I count more than 40 -- make the
new Times Square a touch of Vegas in Manhattan. Speaking of
Vegas, it's time for a late-afternoon cocktail. I duck into
the Marriott Marquis planning to zoom up to The View, it's
46th floor revolving lounge. But the line to get on the
elevator is longer than the Yankees' ticker tape parade
celebrating the World Series win. I settle for the less formal
8th floor lounge, which also revolves, though the lower
altitude means I spend half each turn looking in at the
hotel's restaurant. Still, it's a pleasant half an
hour.
The sun has ducked behind the canyon walls of Times
Square when I head north again, passing Columbus Circle, where
the flea market is closing its shutters. One vendor is taking
down a row of black T-shirts with the simple white message:
YOU ARE HERE. Ok, but I'm not there yet. My urban hike has
blocks to go before I sleep.
At 64th
Street, limousines pull up at
Lincoln Center, dispatching
patrons for this evening's series of performances. I'm on the
West Side now and the scale
is grander, one ornate apartment building after another, one
store and restaurant after another. Parents, no doubt some
home from a day on Wall Street, stroll their children. Zabars
and Citarella, food bazaars for the gourmand, are
buzzing. I keep
going. Past the Apthorp building north of 78th
Street, where some architecture
buffs are gawking through the iron gate into the impressive
courtyard. Past the Banana Republic and the Starbucks and Time
Cafe and even Murray's Sturgeon Shop at
89th
Street. If downtown attire was
monochromatic and midtown fashion was the neon eclecticism,
then the representative wear up here is Gap, in shades of tan
and white.
Above 90th
Street is Carmine's, a welcoming
Old World restaurant for a
weary hiker. Up a few steps inside is a big, loud room with
tables beneath fans and a tin ceiling. The menu is
straightforward Italian-American. Nothing fancy. Lots of
pasta. Lots of garlic. Lots of red wine. And slow, slow
service, which on this night is just
fine.
I resist the urge to roll on home and continue north,
stumbling across Augie's, a hole-in-the-wall jazz club at
106th Street where the Michael Weiss Quartet is playing a
cooly contemplative jazz set. Weiss on keyboards and Eric
Alexander on sax -- along with an ice cold bottle of Pete's
Wicked Ale -- dish out a relaxing coda. Time slips away and so
does the day's race.
And then I'm out on Broadway again, headed south this
time. Headed home. The stores are shuttered. So are the
restaurants. But the bodegas remain open. A man, tie askew,
leaves one carrying a bunch of fresh, pink daisies. At
80th
Street, the steamy smell from
H&H Bagels calls. They're open all night, churning out
tens of thousands of bagels a day. Half a dozen divided among
sesame, poppy and sourdough will suffice.
Outside, I think about grabbing a cab. But I decide to
walk. Just a few more blocks. The curtain hasn't closed yet on
this long-running show.
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